Thursday, January 19, 2006

Chunklet Funny

Everyone knows that the Georgia based Chunklet Magazine is funnier than The New Yorker.

That one guy who said it wasn't just totally hates people from the South that's all.
I mean just because he’s the singer in Bright Eyes that doesn’t make him a comedy expert…or does it?

Some classic jokes from Chunklet:

Q: What’s the difference between the Danielson Family and the Hare Krishnas?
A: At least you can tolerate the Hare Krishnas’ music.

Q: What do you call a black guy at a Lightning Bolt show?
A: Accidental.

Q: How many members of the Polyphonic Spree does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 23. One to change the bulb and the other 22 to suck my dick.

Q: What’s the difference between bottled water and the Tilly And The Wall record?
A: People actually buy bottled water.

Q: What’s the difference between Helen Keller and Howe Gelb fromGiant Sand?
A: At least Helen Keller couldn’t hear her own bullshit.

Q: What’s worse than dying from AIDS?
A: Enduring the new crop of barefoot hippie-folk music.

: What do Frank Black and Kim Deal have in common?
A: They both have great tits.

Q: Why don’t Mexicans play rock music?
A: They’re too busy cleaning the club’s floors to write songs.


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